doworksmokeblunts asked: Dear Jay, Hey sweetie it's been a while since we've talked! Me and Chynnabug miss you dearly. My dad and i just bought a new house and i plan on having a girls night one night and i know it would just absolutely mean the world to chynna if you came or even came and hung out for a little if you couldn't stay the night. I'll let you know the details after we unpack the house and...
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The words that every girl wants to hear
whatshouldwecallme: Some girls: Me:
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
I once dated someone who would bring me a rose every week or so to replace the one that I had in my room before it died. Thinking back, that was one of the most precious things I’ve ever had done for me.